Danny the dragon and his best friend Wendell the Iguana have quite the problem on their hands when Wendell is bitten from a school cafeteria hot dog, and suddenly starts growing back-hair. When the two sneak into the cafeteria to investigate, they find out that the hot dog labels are marked, “Were-Wieners, Product of Transylvania.” They call the 1-800 number on the package and are informed that there is an alpha wurst in the cafeteria, and all students who have been bitten by hot dogs will become its minions. With the help from the potato salad and rats from the sewer, the two arm themselves with silver skewers and slay the alpha wurst! This book is a chapter book that is mixed with illustrations and character voice bubbles, giving it a style that is a cross with a graphic novel that will entice reluctant readers.