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How to Be an Earthling; #1 Spork Out of Orbit

The reader’s point-of-view will be tested with this book. A young alien, working on earning his Galaxy Scout Solo Explorer badge, crash lands onto Earth in the middle of an elementary school playground.  The third graders, in Mrs. Buckle’s class, hurry out to meet him. Little by little, Spork and the third graders need to apply their classroom rules dealing with respect, especially -“Treating others as we would like to be treated (the Golden Rule)”. Jack makes a disparaging remark about the sound of Spork’s name. Others want to touch the space ship without asking. And Trixie hides Spork’s Gloop which he will need to repair his space ship because Trixie wants Spork to stay. Then, Mrs. Buckle announces Drop Everything and Read, Spork literally drops the tub of markers he is carrying. Trixie soon realizes she needs to return the Gloob to Spork. When she hands it back to Spork it accidentally falls to the floor breaking the container. BOOM! The Gloop fixes all kinds of classroom errors: untucked shirts, untied shoes, cluttered cubbies, and holes in the knees of jeans. Trixie “hung her head. ‘Now that your Gloop exploded all over the classroom, there isn’t any left to fix your flying saucer. And it is all my fault.’…’Oh, don’t worry about that!’ …I’ve got more Gloop. ‘ ” (51)

After the story ends, Spork gives the readers three activities “right out of [his] Scout training manual” (56)- Planets of Peril quiz, R-E-S-P-E-C-T the E.T. quiz, and Space facts: True of false.